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Post  niall on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:07 am

Did ye know that the Government are getting worried that mens “parts” are getting smaller.

To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with “parts” smaller than 3” to put a white flag with a red cross on their car this summer.
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Post  Fat Tony 10 Cocks on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:13 am

jupiter

that is all
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Post  CE on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:17 am

What do you call a Hun in a suit?

The accused.

Thank you and good night.
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Post  Fat Tony 10 Cocks on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:23 am

CE wrote:What do you call a Hun in a suit?

The accused.

Thank you and good night.

much love

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Post  CE on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:29 am

"Second Hand Cars! Talk to Me!"
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Post  clagan on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:32 am

2 men in a pub, one turns to the other and says "i fucked your Ma last night, she's a dirty fucker, i had her doing everything, doggy, rimming, reverse cowgirl anal, she loved it". the other guy turns round and says "you've had enough Da lets go home".

i'll get my coat.
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Post  clagan on Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:21 pm

bump

a gas man calls to a house one day, a ten year old boy answers the door wearing lipstick, high heels, suspenders and a mini skirt. the gas man says "is your mum at home son"? the wee man says "does it fucking look like it"!
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Post  ElPaso on Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:39 pm

Why is four R*ngers fans being pushed off a cliff in a Vauxhall Zafira a shame?

You can fit at least ten R*ngers fans in a Vauxhall Zafira.




What does a R*ngers fan do when his team win the 2008 UEFA Cup?

He turns off the PlayStation and gets back into bed with his sister
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